Getting ready to leave for Monkey Jump, in front of a mirror:
M: Lipstick makes you generous
Me: [scrambling madly to think how this could be] Generous?
M: Yes. It makes you generous.
Me: [finally cluing in] You mean glamorous?
M: No. Generous.
M: What does generous mean?
Me: It means very nice and giving. Glamorous means very pretty in a sparkly kind of way.
M: Oh. I mean glamorous.