Saturday, February 16, 2008

Some Recent Conversations

[not exactly verbatim, but very close]
M: You know those guys who catch horses?
Me: You mean cowboys?
M: No the horseriders with the ropes to catch horses
Me: Yes
M: They have a long rope with a circle at the end
Me: [thinking to myself You mean a lasso?] Do you know what that's called?
M: A horse catcher
Me: It sure is.


M: You know when we toot from our butts [pass gas] it's not like when you toot on a whistle.
Me: Nope it's not.


Giving oral gas drops to E one night via dropper:

M: How do you get them in her butt?


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